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IMG_0752 PK Jenna.jpg	IMG_0753 PK Andrea Eric Kelly.jpg	IMG_0754 PK Jana hitting on Andrea and Eric.jpg	IMG_0755 PK Tom Wes.jpg	IMG_0757 PK Alexa kissing Wes.jpg
IMG_0758 PK Alexa kissing Jana.jpg	IMG_0759 PK Jana grabbing my chest.jpg	IMG_0760 PK Evelyn.jpg	IMG_0761 PK Evelyn aka Carribean Pirate Lady.jpg	IMG_0762 PK Wes hitting on Phil.jpg
IMG_0763 PK Wes scoring with Phil.jpg	IMG_0764 PK Paul Freya Evelyn Alexa.jpg	IMG_0765 PK Jana grabbing Alexa.jpg	IMG_0766 PK Phil Paul aka Super Pirates.jpg	IMG_0767 PK Marcel Evelyn.jpg
IMG_0768 PK Freya's sword.jpg	IMG_0769 PK My Crotch.jpg	IMG_0770 PK Evelyn's Crotch.jpg	IMG_0771 PK Evelyn's Crotch Part Deux.jpg	IMG_0772 PK Paul flashing.jpg
IMG_0773 PK Tom flashing.jpg	IMG_0774 PK Jenna surprised.jpg	IMG_0775 PK Matt surprised.jpg	IMG_0776 PK Laura.jpg	IMG_0777 PK Matt's pantaloons.jpg

So Matt decided to have a party....with a full sized keg.....and a pirate theme. Okay, feel free to laugh, but it was a rockin good time. About 45 people made appearances and although I don't exactly remember who all was there, here's a partial list: Matt, Evelyn & Danny, Paul & Freya, Phil & Alexa, Jud, Jud's sister Meghan, Kelly, Andrea, Eric, Jenna, Jana, myself, Tom & Tabitha, Luke, Amanda, Jeff & Amanda, Leah & Danny, Martha, Laura, Colin, Dustin, Jon Chow, Jimmy & Amy, Dave, Cassie, Nathan & Sarah, Steve, Neil, Corey, Cam, Reid, Bender, and about 6 or 7 of Martha's friends that I didn't get a chance to know.
Picture 747: Paul, Evelyn, Freya, Alexa, Jud, and Phil. All dressed up as as pirates, pirate ladies, wenches, and more pirates.
Picture 750: Tom....all dressed up....and this time, on the correct night of the party! The night before, Tom entertained Matt's mom at her front door when he arrived for the party 24 hours ahead of time. She laughed at him. And when he phoned me and told us, we laughed at him too. Then she phoned Matt, and told him all about it. Fun times Matt's mom.
Picture 751: Jud's little sister Meghan tries to look threatening.
Picture 752: Jenna!
Picture 753: Andrea, Eric, and Kelly chill on the couch as Eric displays the 3rd sword he's broken by swordfighting people.
Picture 754: Jana decides to think like a guy. I was tempted to call her Captain Hooker here....and not cuz she's got a hook as a hand..... :P
Picture 755: Tom and I display our cups
Picture 757: Alexa plays up to her costume role as a wench quite well. Wench-of-the-evening-award should go to her.
Picture 758: Alexa just wasn't happy with me and found Jana
Picture 759: Jana just wasn't happy with her and found me and my breasticles
Picture 761: Evelyn displays her cup
Picture 762: I decide to hit on Phil....
Picture 763: I'm also successful....
Picture 765: Jana gets frisky with Alexa....again!
Picture 766: BEWARE!!!! SUPER PIRATES!!!!! Gawd....I feel like I'm the narrator of some japanese cartoon or something. You know, a mix between one of those perverted adult anime's and one of those children cartoons all balled into one. No wonder japanese kids are messed in the head.
Picture 768: Freya's sword
Picture 769: After taking a picture of Freya's sword, Evelyn thought I took a picture of her crotch. So I took a picture of my crotch.
Picture 770: ....And her crotch....
Picture 771: ....And her crotch when she was prepared for it....
Picture 772: Paul decided he had to out do Ev's peep show with his own
Picture 773: Tom decided he had to out do Paul's peep show with his own
Picture 774: Jenna's reaction at the bottom of the stairs when I yelled out "Free sex!"....or "Hey Jenna!"....I really don't remember
Picture 775: Matt coming for the free sex.
Picture 776: Laura heard me all the way outside and decided to show up at the party.
Picture 777: Matt shows off his pantaloons
Page 2 - Picture 778: Phil shows off his pantaloons